Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
“Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.”
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.